THE FABULUOUS SCROTETTES

The vocal backing team that made "Helicopter Honeymoon" the favourite song to be played at funerals.
(Smeg Pole and Sid Gripple)

NO EVIL

We make with the funny joke.
(Sid Gripple, Stripey Sleep, Smeg Pole, Burt Spurt)

ALL MIXED UP

We make with the other funny joke, each not playing the instruments that we couldn't normally play.
(Smeg on guitar, Gripple on vox, Stripey on drums, Burt on glitar)

BURT IN THE STUDIO

At Wilf Smarties studio in Edinburgh. Wilf went on to produce Wet Wet Wet.

SID GRIPPLE

Once under suspicion for murder, now Head of Community Services, Fife Council.

SMEG AND STRIPEY

Out of tuning singing with a massive cold and a guitar tuned so low that Wilf re-tuned it, then had to tune it back to our way to make the songs work.

BURT AGAIN

"Grimmond, after this gig is over I'm going to kick your fucking head in".

and then, after a scrots song ended in silence at a gig.... "Clap you bastards"